The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6285. | mibby (drspock4ever) | 98.48 | 99% | 2011-05-31 |
| 6286. | Martin (mpgo13) | 98.48 | 98% | 2012-06-26 |
| 6287. | Ω (tunfisk) | 98.47 | 95% | 2017-06-19 |
| 6288. | kirasu (alihan8) | 98.47 | 97.2% | 2023-08-25 |
| 6289. | Alex (ohlookitsalpha) | 98.47 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 6290. | A (byroniox) | 98.47 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 6291. | Marc (eesticoolio98) | 98.47 | 98% | 2018-04-26 |
| 6292. | Andrew (mcentag) | 98.47 | 97% | 2019-01-24 |
| 6293. | Addy (egglols) | 98.46 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 6294. | korazer (rafhael132) | 98.46 | 98.3% | 2021-01-31 |
| 6295. | Mostafa (brostafa) | 98.46 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 6296. | richard (doebymalcolm) | 98.45 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 6297. | DeeFly (deefly) | 98.44 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 6298. | sean (tpsn3) | 98.43 | 97% | 2011-09-04 |
| 6299. | jero (jero32) | 98.43 | 97% | 2013-08-02 |
| 6300. | Alessandro (derossi92) | 98.43 | 93% | 2012-02-29 |
| 6301. | pwned (16wpm) | 98.42 | 95.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 6302. | poophead (watermelon69) | 98.42 | 97.9% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6303. | Crystal (rystal) | 98.42 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 6304. | Jander (jander) | 98.42 | — | 2011-02-08 |
| 6305. | Nathan (nathanbyers) | 98.41 | 97% | 2023-06-04 |
| 6306. | Lawrence (wattfox) | 98.41 | 97% | 2022-07-30 |
| 6307. | Trainer (trainingdiver) | 98.40 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6308. | Nicole (nokmit27) | 98.40 | 96% | 2012-09-29 |
| 6309. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 98.40 | 98% | 2019-03-21 |
| 6310. | Chelsea (ckc51187) | 98.40 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 6311. | Double (doublemichael) | 98.39 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 6312. | ICHIGONE (kaweeweeboy) | 98.39 | 98% | 2020-03-06 |
| 6313. | Caio (caiouechi) | 98.39 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 6314. | Bill (billevans) | 98.38 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |