When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9040. | Joshua (deltawolffe) | 85.59 | 98.3% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9041. | Andrej 🥵 (braunana) | 85.58 | 97% | 2025-06-22 |
| 9042. | EkBros (ekbros9_) | 85.58 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 9043. | champanda (champanda) | 85.57 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 9044. | kdrjordan (kdrjordan) | 85.57 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 9045. | Franquito (franquitouwu) | 85.57 | 97.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 9046. | TBo (tbo_) | 85.57 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9047. | Simiwag (simiwag) | 85.56 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 9048. | Donked (cyrany) | 85.56 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 9049. | Holo (aisha23__) | 85.56 | 98% | 2021-04-25 |
| 9050. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 85.56 | 99% | 2021-04-18 |
| 9051. | nymm (day12) | 85.56 | 98% | 2019-04-11 |
| 9052. | Endku (endku) | 85.55 | 96.1% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9053. | JazzyP (pandawarrior101) | 85.55 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 9054. | J (fortunapls) | 85.55 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 9055. | Griffin (tvrgriffith) | 85.55 | 96% | 2017-06-20 |
| 9056. | Kicker (kickermasu) | 85.54 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 9057. | Austin (chewzy) | 85.54 | 95% | 2019-11-16 |
| 9058. | 13grainbreads (13grainbreads) | 85.54 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 9059. | Jimmy (jimshhkb) | 85.54 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 9060. | Suikyo (suikyo) | 85.53 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 9061. | Morwyn (morw_) | 85.53 | 96% | 2025-09-16 |
| 9062. | VaheSexy (vahesexy) | 85.53 | 99% | 2023-01-10 |
| 9063. | @ywn.milo (shiestymilo) | 85.53 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 9064. | nelmalu (nelimalu) | 85.53 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 9065. | Robin (redholm) | 85.53 | 99% | 2017-07-05 |
| 9066. | gj (ka1jublue) | 85.52 | 97.1% | 2024-05-11 |
| 9067. | Carter (papapoondaddy) | 85.52 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 9068. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 85.52 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 9069. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 85.52 | 97% | 2025-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |