As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16078. | HiteshM (hiteshm_riptide) | 69.85 | 96% | 2021-10-09 |
16079. | Suban (_suban) | 69.85 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
16080. | Asif (orthocresol) | 69.85 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
16081. | Gur (gurgurano) | 69.85 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
16082. | Elo (ouilla) | 69.85 | 95% | 2017-10-17 |
16083. | Renzo (raccon) | 69.85 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
16084. | Herzer1995 (herzer1995) | 69.84 | 97.1% | 2023-10-13 |
16085. | Naruke (naruke15) | 69.84 | 89% | 2017-05-22 |
16086. | No (bored_fruit) | 69.84 | 95% | 2024-04-24 |
16087. | SixSixSixFourTwentySixNine ... | 69.84 | 95% | 2018-10-19 |
16088. | Shahriar Sami (pekkaking300) | 69.84 | 96.5% | 2023-09-30 |
16089. | Drink (toshiba898) | 69.84 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
16090. | Happy (paimon__) | 69.84 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
16091. | Loading.... (xbooza) | 69.84 | 94.4% | 2021-01-29 |
16092. | Ryan (ramblinreck) | 69.84 | 89% | 2015-10-01 |
16093. | Eli (eliaxelang007) | 69.83 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
16094. | Kalman (ferrmo) | 69.82 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
16095. | Denial (11pieces) | 69.82 | 94.6% | 2021-02-10 |
16096. | George (giorgos1) | 69.82 | 95% | 2021-10-21 |
16097. | Andy (alinesjr) | 69.81 | 87% | 2015-04-06 |
16098. | avg homeboi (avg_homeboi) | 69.80 | 99% | 2024-01-21 |
16099. | Luka (ellenor) | 69.80 | 94% | 2016-07-17 |
16100. | Libby (habutai) | 69.80 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
16101. | Alec (alecstyping) | 69.79 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
16102. | Tyler (slashrage) | 69.79 | 97% | 2023-03-30 |
16103. | Danky (dankyv1) | 69.79 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
16104. | John (tacosmanjoe) | 69.79 | 93% | 2023-02-22 |
16105. | Jiweon (jeewon) | 69.79 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
16106. | BJ (bjkim98) | 69.79 | 96.5% | 2021-02-15 |
16107. | Hekri (hekri) | 69.79 | 96% | 2015-12-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |