So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29644. | (anonmous) | 52.62 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 29645. | Liz (inca) | 52.62 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 29646. | (taco_mann) | 52.62 | 98% | 2012-09-16 |
| 29647. | Koo (hellokuti) | 52.62 | — | 2010-04-08 |
| 29648. | (elaman) | 52.62 | 92% | 2016-01-26 |
| 29649. | (torre1234) | 52.62 | 92% | 2013-06-26 |
| 29650. | (ginn273d) | 52.62 | 95% | 2019-10-06 |
| 29651. | (wtee87) | 52.62 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 29652. | (stenographer) | 52.62 | — | 2010-01-03 |
| 29653. | (wrackspurt) | 52.61 | 99% | 2018-10-20 |
| 29654. | (kushagra813) | 52.61 | 95% | 2018-01-21 |
| 29655. | (alghazwia) | 52.61 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 29656. | (thucdon92) | 52.61 | 99% | 2018-05-05 |
| 29657. | (karlson) | 52.61 | 90% | 2016-01-15 |
| 29658. | (folim) | 52.60 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 29659. | (ziscross) | 52.60 | — | 2010-08-28 |
| 29660. | (bunnypuc) | 52.59 | 95% | 2021-08-31 |
| 29661. | (scottweaver) | 52.59 | 91% | 2015-09-24 |
| 29662. | (bric1504) | 52.59 | 96% | 2017-12-30 |
| 29663. | (1024bits) | 52.59 | 95% | 2014-01-29 |
| 29664. | (avattavada) | 52.58 | 97.5% | 2023-11-01 |
| 29665. | Saurabh (rustie_123) | 52.58 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 29666. | (magnus_ll) | 52.58 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 29667. | (sarom) | 52.58 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 29668. | (windwoman) | 52.58 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 29669. | (migbasilio) | 52.57 | 96% | 2022-07-01 |
| 29670. | fahis (fahis) | 52.57 | 96% | 2023-06-15 |
| 29671. | (lianeric) | 52.57 | 98% | 2020-01-01 |
| 29672. | (saiful_niloy) | 52.57 | 95% | 2017-04-01 |
| 29673. | (chenstopher) | 52.57 | — | 2010-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |