As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4273. | (wxlx) | 100.45 | 97.7% | 2024-01-15 |
| 4274. | Harvey (rg_veda) | 100.45 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 4275. | (adast1337) | 100.45 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 4276. | (drmrprofpatric) | 100.44 | 99% | 2025-11-28 |
| 4277. | Andrew (jigsawphoenix) | 100.44 | 95% | 2015-05-07 |
| 4278. | (vegetto1126) | 100.44 | 93% | 2016-11-04 |
| 4279. | (monkeybenq) | 100.44 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 4280. | Ronald (primarch) | 100.44 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
| 4281. | (miz_emily) | 100.44 | 97% | 2016-06-11 |
| 4282. | (irakli008) | 100.44 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
| 4283. | (tt_richard) | 100.43 | 99.3% | 2024-05-20 |
| 4284. | (tim3452) | 100.43 | 98% | 2026-01-09 |
| 4285. | (ethima) | 100.43 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 4286. | (ravneet_b) | 100.43 | 99.1% | 2024-02-12 |
| 4287. | (061400) | 100.43 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 4288. | (yipyap) | 100.43 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
| 4289. | (dillymays) | 100.42 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
| 4290. | FREE PALESTINE (os1506) | 100.42 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
| 4291. | (100accuracy) | 100.42 | 96% | 2016-04-23 |
| 4292. | Fart (chuckster73) | 100.42 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 4293. | (oily) | 100.42 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 4294. | (miccalo_dv) | 100.41 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 4295. | (printsmorgan) | 100.40 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
| 4296. | (shinymoogle) | 100.40 | 94% | 2015-04-28 |
| 4297. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 100.39 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
| 4298. | korazer (rafhael132) | 100.39 | 98.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4299. | (superkhau) | 100.37 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
| 4300. | (hals11) | 100.37 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 4301. | (cheekibreeki) | 100.37 | 99% | 2016-04-29 |
| 4302. | (slipperykeys) | 100.37 | 100% | 2017-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |