So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17268. | Ashby (ashbydebutts) | 72.61 | 96% | 2019-02-13 |
| 17269. | Tim (xwrv) | 72.61 | 93% | 2016-10-16 |
| 17270. | Amanda (pandabot0407) | 72.61 | 97% | 2012-12-12 |
| 17271. | Nikolai (niki4etoo) | 72.61 | 98% | 2012-07-05 |
| 17272. | Free-Palestine (mohammed_id... | 72.60 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 17273. | Julie (jxlieh) | 72.60 | 95% | 2018-05-27 |
| 17274. | Brzina (torpedo99) | 72.60 | 96% | 2021-06-24 |
| 17275. | Paul (jungps) | 72.60 | 91% | 2016-03-23 |
| 17276. | TIBS (tibs) | 72.60 | 93% | 2012-10-23 |
| 17277. | Gaspar (gaspar_pi) | 72.60 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 17278. | Cameron (phieyl) | 72.60 | 98.5% | 2021-02-24 |
| 17279. | Diego (niquefa_diego) | 72.60 | 91% | 2017-01-20 |
| 17280. | Mr. Ernest (kevinkevvvy) | 72.60 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 17281. | TGNYC (tgnyc) | 72.60 | 92% | 2016-12-29 |
| 17282. | Eduardo (keyboard_cowboy) | 72.60 | 90% | 2013-08-25 |
| 17283. | gorlork (gorlork) | 72.60 | 90% | 2016-01-12 |
| 17284. | Serdulan (serludan) | 72.59 | 98.8% | 2023-10-06 |
| 17285. | Eric (ericce) | 72.59 | 94% | 2022-11-19 |
| 17286. | Pranav (0rav_workman) | 72.59 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 17287. | Adam (pknut777) | 72.59 | — | 2008-11-01 |
| 17288. | Mukul (mukullegha25) | 72.59 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 17289. | Aditya (aditya2712) | 72.58 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 17290. | Typer (typertyping) | 72.58 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 17291. | Izzy (izzyberaja) | 72.58 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 17292. | Blaze (blazw_real) | 72.57 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 17293. | Chase (chase_bowen) | 72.57 | 89% | 2012-10-03 |
| 17294. | Michael (f294075) | 72.56 | 94% | 2011-10-12 |
| 17295. | Mr. Obama (happydancefitness) | 72.56 | 95% | 2021-05-27 |
| 17296. | zak (z0mbiezak) | 72.56 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 17297. | get_pip3d (wwerner11) | 72.56 | 96% | 2022-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |