See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9754. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 83.04 | 95.8% | 2023-12-30 |
| 9755. | Jakub (jakubsebek) | 83.04 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 9756. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 83.04 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 9757. | Guestwith9 (guestwith9) | 83.03 | 95% | 2024-01-14 |
| 9758. | raya (exothermic) | 83.03 | 97.9% | 2024-10-05 |
| 9759. | Charles (cpbh16) | 83.03 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9760. | Suvid (lowqi) | 83.02 | 97% | 2025-10-19 |
| 9761. | Blaz (bstojanovic) | 83.02 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9762. | shoop (crimmsy) | 83.02 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 9763. | Bao (darknight91) | 83.01 | 99% | 2022-04-16 |
| 9764. | Sheereen (krypton53) | 83.01 | 97% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9765. | Catherine (cathy100) | 83.01 | 96% | 2019-08-20 |
| 9766. | Jiayun (magicfrog) | 83.00 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 9767. | Brain (catch_2222) | 83.00 | 98.5% | 2024-06-25 |
| 9768. | Morp (8211morp) | 83.00 | 96.1% | 2024-07-12 |
| 9769. | William (fearcat) | 83.00 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 9770. | lukasz (komarekzm) | 82.99 | 99% | 2022-09-23 |
| 9771. | ratgirl (0pter) | 82.99 | 95% | 2021-01-30 |
| 9772. | Knight (fallenknight) | 82.98 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 9773. | Benjamin (dogast) | 82.98 | 96.2% | 2024-04-26 |
| 9774. | OneVlaOrchestra (onevlaorch... | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 9775. | Sam (9067t) | 82.98 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 9776. | mh (mhqwerty) | 82.97 | 96% | 2024-06-01 |
| 9777. | barmanrahul (nothisisrahul) | 82.97 | 97.4% | 2024-10-17 |
| 9778. | Someone (somebodysofast) | 82.96 | 98% | 2024-06-22 |
| 9779. | 𐤓𐤉𐤔𐤔𐤀𐤓... | 82.96 | 94% | 2023-06-04 |
| 9780. | mendy (mendymx) | 82.96 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 9781. | Bhariq (bhariq) | 82.95 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 9782. | Wulfric (super_wulfric) | 82.95 | 96% | 2024-12-22 |
| 9783. | julsdgreat (julsdgreat) | 82.95 | 100% | 2022-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |