What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1554. | (mrblurbyyt) | 78.28 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 1555. | (jagmasta259) | 78.20 | 97% | 2019-09-20 |
| 1556. | (yipaepaen) | 78.15 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 1557. | (exploiter911) | 78.14 | 95% | 2018-03-12 |
| 1558. | (buasch) | 78.14 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 1559. | (ronneclee) | 78.09 | 95% | 2018-03-26 |
| 1560. | (yungmook) | 78.09 | 97% | 2020-04-01 |
| 1561. | (traeb1999) | 78.04 | 98% | 2020-08-12 |
| 1562. | (majintrunks) | 78.02 | 97% | 2020-08-02 |
| 1563. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 77.99 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1564. | (ayushboss4) | 77.97 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1565. | (scero) | 77.96 | 96% | 2018-07-31 |
| 1566. | derdier (derdier) | 77.91 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 1567. | (qwertylord) | 77.89 | 96% | 2019-02-19 |
| 1568. | Loui (benesso_) | 77.86 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1569. | (fieryhydra) | 77.80 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1570. | ratgirl (0pter) | 77.76 | 96% | 2020-07-30 |
| 1571. | (mr_leepel_) | 77.72 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1572. | (minkk777) | 77.70 | 94% | 2019-10-06 |
| 1573. | (geneticsguy) | 77.69 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 1574. | patzer (tip3) | 77.69 | 96% | 2018-08-23 |
| 1575. | (fromscratch) | 77.68 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 1576. | (benracer) | 77.68 | 96% | 2018-11-05 |
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