So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15348. | (naitmare) | 75.46 | 91% | 2017-01-05 |
| 15349. | (alicejessicax) | 75.45 | 90% | 2014-09-24 |
| 15350. | (fastest_as_fq_boy) | 75.45 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 15351. | (tvctft) | 75.45 | 98% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15352. | (thequeen) | 75.45 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 15353. | (scuzzy) | 75.45 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 15354. | (antho17) | 75.44 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 15355. | (lzhong0119) | 75.44 | 95% | 2023-02-05 |
| 15356. | (adefiantturtle) | 75.44 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 15357. | Lewis (lewisisabo) | 75.44 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 15358. | (cloutmaester) | 75.44 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
| 15359. | edison (edisonfong123) | 75.44 | 97% | 2017-04-11 |
| 15360. | (jamesablack) | 75.44 | 98% | 2019-07-08 |
| 15361. | (pmgett) | 75.44 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 15362. | Masturbear (masturbear) | 75.44 | 94% | 2013-09-07 |
| 15363. | (jnishika) | 75.44 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 15364. | (theckh) | 75.43 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 15365. | ratgirl (0pter) | 75.43 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 15366. | (molisafirefox) | 75.42 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 15367. | (soldjaboy7895) | 75.42 | 96% | 2014-07-29 |
| 15368. | (kirbylong) | 75.42 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 15369. | (basone01) | 75.42 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 15370. | tit (mrg698) | 75.41 | 97% | 2022-09-11 |
| 15371. | (mini_toh) | 75.41 | 95% | 2018-11-15 |
| 15372. | (serenitey) | 75.41 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 15373. | (theinternetkid) | 75.41 | 94% | 2012-03-25 |
| 15374. | Gmorcad (gmorcad) | 75.41 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15375. | (colder66) | 75.41 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 15376. | (2fat2type2day) | 75.41 | — | 2009-12-25 |
| 15377. | (godmaster9000) | 75.40 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |