The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33337. | ButtCheeks (nunsmokingdope) | 61.52 | 96.3% | 2025-02-21 |
| 33338. | ikonikon (ikonikon) | 61.52 | 96% | 2025-02-01 |
| 33339. | Kumar (zoom_away) | 61.52 | 95% | 2026-01-02 |
| 33340. | Freddie (freddieteden) | 61.52 | 95.9% | 2024-04-11 |
| 33341. | Tung (tnotthatop) | 61.52 | 96.1% | 2024-01-10 |
| 33342. | jen (peperodae) | 61.52 | 95% | 2017-07-09 |
| 33343. | Pcb (fer66naget) | 61.52 | 87% | 2015-10-27 |
| 33344. | jSON (json0318) | 61.52 | 97% | 2025-07-20 |
| 33345. | bruh (bruh39090) | 61.52 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 33346. | Shukuphido (shukuphido) | 61.52 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 33347. | sameer (samdcoder) | 61.51 | 96% | 2014-06-25 |
| 33348. | Ugyuun (ugyuun) | 61.51 | 96% | 2024-05-31 |
| 33349. | tymon (tyron5202) | 61.51 | 94.9% | 2024-05-03 |
| 33350. | Zhivko (rayner) | 61.51 | 88% | 2013-01-01 |
| 33351. | Aldous (aldous) | 61.51 | 93% | 2014-04-16 |
| 33352. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 61.51 | 95.5% | 2024-03-27 |
| 33353. | Tchaikovsky (tchaikovsky_1812) | 61.50 | 97.8% | 2025-04-17 |
| 33354. | Flash (staris123) | 61.50 | 95% | 2024-11-12 |
| 33355. | Joe (averagejoe918) | 61.50 | 96% | 2025-01-10 |
| 33356. | Andy (oppositions) | 61.50 | 96% | 2025-08-01 |
| 33357. | KingSamoth (sblowes) | 61.50 | 98% | 2023-12-05 |
| 33358. | Sakoshi (rove2012) | 61.50 | 93% | 2015-01-21 |
| 33359. | 0NEBELL (0nebell) | 61.50 | 95% | 2024-07-12 |
| 33360. | JanAx (optimus1993) | 61.50 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 33361. | Lee (arcaderoar) | 61.50 | 97% | 2014-07-13 |
| 33362. | apt_share (apt_share) | 61.50 | 96% | 2011-06-21 |
| 33363. | Sarang (ultra_penguin) | 61.49 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 33364. | Alex Jones (white_rabbit665) | 61.49 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 33365. | Bram (yogurt55) | 61.49 | 94% | 2021-11-25 |
| 33366. | moses (mosesthegr8) | 61.49 | 94% | 2024-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |