The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8883. | Werecake (werecake) | 91.02 | 95% | 2014-11-09 |
| 8884. | Xenu (xenu) | 91.02 | 97% | 2011-06-18 |
| 8885. | ren (lapoica) | 91.02 | 90% | 2011-12-03 |
| 8886. | Christopher (cgbuen) | 91.02 | 93% | 2012-10-14 |
| 8887. | Bear (beartheburden) | 91.01 | 86% | 2017-02-22 |
| 8888. | asic (asicengineer) | 91.01 | 98% | 2024-03-17 |
| 8889. | Vraj (i_type_really_slow_ok) | 91.01 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 8890. | Ryan (upperdecker) | 91.00 | 99% | 2024-07-23 |
| 8891. | Eastsky712 (eastsky714) | 91.00 | 96% | 2024-02-12 |
| 8892. | GPLv2 (gplv2) | 91.00 | 97.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 8893. | Nicholas (nack2) | 91.00 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 8894. | goober (megumin00) | 90.99 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 8895. | Bling (noupdate) | 90.99 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 8896. | April (aclockworkapril) | 90.98 | 93% | 2011-11-06 |
| 8897. | Jorge (gdgz) | 90.98 | 91% | 2015-05-28 |
| 8898. | Mike (atrulz) | 90.98 | 94% | 2012-05-01 |
| 8899. | Justin (fluents) | 90.97 | 96% | 2012-01-07 |
| 8900. | Austin (austinm525) | 90.97 | 95% | 2012-05-16 |
| 8901. | Gresham (0h_gresham) | 90.97 | 98% | 2021-02-03 |
| 8902. | hnnng (raezeri) | 90.97 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 8903. | ultim8f8 (ultim8f8) | 90.96 | 91% | 2012-01-11 |
| 8904. | Gorillax (gorillax4054) | 90.96 | 98% | 2024-08-01 |
| 8905. | saltycrisp (asltycrisp) | 90.96 | 95.7% | 2024-12-20 |
| 8906. | Julius (jtrade) | 90.96 | 99% | 2019-10-21 |
| 8907. | Djordje (fa10vo) | 90.96 | 97.2% | 2024-12-30 |
| 8908. | yang (yangtyper) | 90.96 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 8909. | Nolan Brownsberger (soggymi... | 90.95 | 100% | 2025-10-30 |
| 8910. | Z (austindoggie) | 90.95 | 92% | 2014-05-06 |
| 8911. | thecoolmonkey27 (thecoolmon... | 90.95 | 97.4% | 2024-12-23 |
| 8912. | Aarni (aarnib) | 90.95 | 99% | 2025-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |