Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12148. | (silvascientist) | 72.37 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 12149. | (omer_nukic) | 72.36 | 96.1% | 2024-12-26 |
| 12150. | INCOMPETENT (incompetent_co... | 72.36 | 95.2% | 2021-02-23 |
| 12151. | Zach (manfromthemoon) | 72.35 | 95.7% | 2023-08-31 |
| 12152. | (i_am_better_than_u_lol) | 72.35 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12153. | (thanossonofalars) | 72.35 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 12154. | Muhammad (entamalomak) | 72.34 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 12155. | (lambertwp) | 72.33 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
| 12156. | (wa_ge420) | 72.33 | 98% | 2021-02-05 |
| 12157. | (zonazebra) | 72.32 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 12158. | (justanothercookie) | 72.32 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 12159. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 72.32 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 12160. | (calmdownnnnn) | 72.31 | 98% | 2021-10-17 |
| 12161. | eagle (e4gle) | 72.31 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 12162. | (sandeeb) | 72.30 | 98% | 2025-04-30 |
| 12163. | (itsmee0o7) | 72.30 | 98% | 2022-03-02 |
| 12164. | sarat (saratrajput) | 72.29 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 12165. | (03436578) | 72.29 | 97% | 2024-01-08 |
| 12166. | (zhenglouis99) | 72.29 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 12167. | (kennethnhan) | 72.27 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 12168. | (imsajan) | 72.26 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 12169. | (joshuabruton) | 72.26 | 98% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12170. | (stuemper) | 72.26 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12171. | (jorhlo) | 72.24 | 95% | 2020-12-24 |
| 12172. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 72.24 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 12173. | (xhaxis) | 72.24 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 12174. | Jo Hasumi (johasumi) | 72.23 | 97.4% | 2025-01-19 |
| 12175. | Kurta (kurtaga) | 72.22 | 98% | 2020-12-23 |
| 12176. | uferi (uferi) | 72.22 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 12177. | (byunj) | 72.22 | 97.4% | 2021-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |