See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8895. | cc (catttttt) | 84.55 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8896. | vetus (vetusseah) | 84.54 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 8897. | Adam (schimoda) | 84.54 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 8898. | Calvin Low (benderium_123) | 84.53 | 97.1% | 2025-04-14 |
| 8899. | Nicholas (nicszerman) | 84.53 | 98% | 2019-07-14 |
| 8900. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 84.53 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 8901. | Kimmer (kimmerr) | 84.52 | 96.2% | 2025-03-06 |
| 8902. | n0 (doo1222) | 84.52 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 8903. | Danila (danilakarpeykin) | 84.51 | 97.7% | 2024-02-09 |
| 8904. | CJ (blacky_08) | 84.50 | 97.4% | 2025-03-28 |
| 8905. | kim (kim369) | 84.50 | 96% | 2023-05-12 |
| 8906. | Nick (salt__) | 84.50 | 95% | 2023-09-17 |
| 8907. | Ivan (ivanplaystr) | 84.50 | 94% | 2020-02-08 |
| 8908. | ratpace (ratpace) | 84.49 | 98.4% | 2025-01-05 |
| 8909. | Patrick (sabo_99) | 84.49 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 8910. | idell (notidell) | 84.49 | 98% | 2020-11-03 |
| 8911. | Arpit (m_scofield) | 84.48 | 96.6% | 2025-04-15 |
| 8912. | Aloysius (dude101no) | 84.48 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 8913. | Shehryar (contagious_racing) | 84.48 | 96.9% | 2024-08-21 |
| 8914. | Evan (evanpugs44) | 84.48 | 95.3% | 2025-02-16 |
| 8915. | Daniel (sylents114) | 84.48 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8916. | Abhi (abhinavsanthosh_162008) | 84.48 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 8917. | RAKMY YKHOD (01h2a) | 84.48 | 97% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8918. | Ashtra (ashtra) | 84.48 | 98% | 2020-10-22 |
| 8919. | mcga (mcga) | 84.47 | 98% | 2021-09-06 |
| 8920. | ollir (ollir) | 84.47 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 8921. | Jean (jeanjimenez) | 84.46 | 96% | 2023-07-12 |
| 8922. | Aldin (aldinn_) | 84.46 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 8923. | Khatna (khatnabold) | 84.46 | 96% | 2022-11-15 |
| 8924. | Steve (srd93) | 84.46 | 97.8% | 2024-05-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |