So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9810. | Benji (helmdaddy) | 85.94 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 9811. | failzor (failzor) | 85.94 | 97% | 2016-06-09 |
| 9812. | asmo (asmodaiii) | 85.94 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 9813. | Jeremy (jfly) | 85.93 | 95% | 2012-02-23 |
| 9814. | SLOW AF ;) (hetavr) | 85.93 | 99% | 2023-04-13 |
| 9815. | race selection (playslowave... | 85.93 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9816. | @benakribo (benazio) | 85.93 | — | 2009-01-31 |
| 9817. | Matt (mattk) | 85.92 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 9818. | Nicole (starlightsky) | 85.92 | 95% | 2019-04-30 |
| 9819. | Manu (manuruz) | 85.92 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 9820. | Singularity (prunthaban) | 85.92 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9821. | MC (marcone) | 85.92 | 95% | 2021-12-21 |
| 9822. | Sponge (vortexsponge) | 85.92 | 96% | 2016-07-29 |
| 9823. | Manoj (chvsmanoj) | 85.92 | 96% | 2013-10-16 |
| 9824. | A (achongl) | 85.92 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 9825. | AKIMbO (_akimbo_) | 85.92 | 94% | 2014-06-10 |
| 9826. | Andy (sappudappu) | 85.91 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9827. | Justin (wiisuper700) | 85.91 | 99% | 2019-11-13 |
| 9828. | Iron Man (007_speed) | 85.91 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 9829. | Mason (mhardy11) | 85.91 | 96% | 2019-04-25 |
| 9830. | Kemin (kemin) | 85.91 | 97% | 2011-07-24 |
| 9831. | Dustan (howellbsbll06) | 85.91 | 93% | 2013-10-29 |
| 9832. | Hellsal (hellsal) | 85.90 | — | 2010-05-13 |
| 9833. | lurak (lurak2131) | 85.90 | 99% | 2023-05-12 |
| 9834. | Ju-en (alittlebravernow) | 85.90 | 100% | 2021-04-23 |
| 9835. | Petro (vpetro) | 85.90 | 95% | 2011-10-28 |
| 9836. | revaN (ashun) | 85.89 | 98% | 2013-09-27 |
| 9837. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 85.89 | 98% | 2016-09-30 |
| 9838. | Trevor (trevortypes) | 85.89 | 98% | 2016-09-30 |
| 9839. | Tadej (reyalpdab2) | 85.88 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |