Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16097 | 2019-08-21 19:46:02 | 99.08 | 98% |
| 14958 | 2017-04-04 16:59:53 | 78.78 | 93% |
| 14834 | 2017-03-29 15:57:19 | 92.51 | 95% |