Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16613 | 2023-02-16 12:20:10 | 98.25 | 98% |
| 13656 | 2022-12-16 14:23:15 | 101.20 | 98% |
| 13486 | 2022-12-14 09:37:02 | 101.68 | 99% |
| 7733 | 2021-05-03 01:46:43 | 91.05 | 98% |
| 2316 | 2021-02-28 04:37:39 | 86.95 | 98.3% |