Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14007 | 2022-10-11 16:11:34 | 148.73 | 98% |
| 11497 | 2021-05-24 10:47:24 | 168.19 | 99% |
| 9051 | 2021-05-13 18:39:50 | 178.50 | 100% |
| 5865 | 2021-03-24 17:03:51 | 155.74 | 97% |
| 4952 | 2020-09-19 16:08:44 | 168.66 | 100% |
| 2829 | 2020-01-09 11:08:51 | 167.43 | 99% |
| 1162 | 2020-01-01 23:18:35 | 148.86 | 99% |
| 1039 | 2020-01-01 18:48:21 | 153.97 | 100% |