Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 24133 | 2020-03-28 13:43:59 | 152.50 | 98.3% |
| 19458 | 2018-12-26 04:38:08 | 147.99 | 97.3% |
| 18520 | 2018-11-23 00:55:33 | 172.65 | 99.1% |
| 10404 | 2018-02-18 00:44:20 | 121.36 | 96% |
| 5296 | 2017-10-05 03:16:14 | 118.43 | 97% |
| 2450 | 2017-09-10 06:51:09 | 121.43 | 98% |
| 2014 | 2017-08-08 06:50:55 | 114.97 | 97% |