And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 251872 | 2023-09-02 22:08:41 | 111.33 | 98% |
| 250991 | 2023-09-02 11:28:27 | 115.41 | 97% |
| 249971 | 2023-03-31 08:24:08 | 111.90 | 96% |
| 248995 | 2023-03-27 14:40:27 | 151.18 | 99% |
| 246067 | 2023-03-15 17:16:38 | 144.66 | 99% |
| 245859 | 2023-03-15 14:56:19 | 149.64 | 99% |
| 241665 | 2023-03-05 05:12:58 | 137.98 | 98% |
| 241145 | 2023-03-04 06:02:07 | 129.05 | 98% |
| 240920 | 2023-03-03 10:59:02 | 142.30 | 98% |
| 239870 | 2023-02-28 06:13:31 | 135.55 | 98% |
| 235207 | 2023-02-15 04:10:31 | 127.18 | 98% |
| 235076 | 2023-02-14 07:43:43 | 149.53 | 99% |
| 233927 | 2022-12-04 03:49:09 | 139.13 | 98% |
| 229653 | 2022-11-19 14:09:10 | 129.05 | 97% |
| 227866 | 2022-10-30 05:52:24 | 113.16 | 97% |
| 225409 | 2022-10-27 13:43:42 | 129.27 | 99% |
| 225322 | 2022-10-26 22:07:11 | 125.57 | 98% |
| 224686 | 2022-10-26 14:56:44 | 130.10 | 98% |
| 223207 | 2022-10-24 21:06:55 | 123.92 | 98% |
| 221336 | 2022-10-15 07:55:48 | 122.42 | 97% |
| 212470 | 2022-09-21 15:14:15 | 131.19 | 97% |
| 209192 | 2022-09-13 06:56:55 | 132.60 | 97% |
| 203467 | 2022-08-28 04:36:26 | 148.93 | 99% |
| 202392 | 2022-08-26 03:56:19 | 141.26 | 99% |
| 200437 | 2022-08-23 04:38:44 | 127.88 | 98% |
| 199732 | 2022-08-17 15:32:02 | 139.66 | 98% |
| 198163 | 2022-08-15 10:45:56 | 133.20 | 97% |
| 197158 | 2022-08-12 16:58:55 | 139.51 | 98% |
| 195726 | 2022-08-10 12:33:10 | 141.24 | 99% |
| 194879 | 2022-08-09 05:40:21 | 140.05 | 99% |
| 191195 | 2022-07-25 12:00:22 | 126.43 | 97% |
| 190568 | 2022-07-24 12:23:00 | 125.65 | 97% |
| 184523 | 2022-07-16 09:02:36 | 120.59 | 97% |
| 179433 | 2022-06-24 18:10:30 | 124.33 | 96% |
| 177630 | 2022-06-22 15:21:08 | 109.38 | 96% |
| 177285 | 2022-06-22 11:22:49 | 124.56 | 97% |
| 174440 | 2022-06-17 03:52:41 | 101.72 | 95% |
| 171287 | 2022-06-12 19:58:04 | 114.83 | 97% |
| 158860 | 2022-05-25 00:45:32 | 122.73 | 98% |
| 154560 | 2022-05-18 13:54:09 | 120.96 | 98% |
| 153889 | 2022-05-17 09:20:37 | 142.62 | 98% |
| 149076 | 2022-05-10 01:09:34 | 121.49 | 98% |
| 147578 | 2022-04-29 09:10:44 | 83.67 | 96% |
| 147411 | 2022-04-29 05:35:08 | 111.39 | 97% |
| 146339 | 2022-04-27 05:15:15 | 92.50 | 96% |
| 140253 | 2022-04-15 22:17:50 | 111.20 | 96% |
| 139054 | 2022-04-12 10:09:53 | 79.85 | 96% |
| 135254 | 2022-04-07 06:49:34 | 109.37 | 97% |
| 134745 | 2022-04-07 00:29:09 | 101.62 | 96% |
| 133948 | 2022-04-06 03:01:06 | 117.18 | 96% |
| 125530 | 2022-03-26 14:43:59 | 111.73 | 97% |
| 123389 | 2022-03-23 12:44:06 | 122.42 | 97% |
| 123051 | 2022-03-23 06:19:06 | 124.06 | 98% |
| 122895 | 2022-03-23 03:40:16 | 113.93 | 96% |
| 121425 | 2022-03-20 11:22:37 | 123.76 | 97% |
| 118013 | 2022-03-16 00:59:16 | 116.45 | 98% |
| 117152 | 2022-02-27 14:53:41 | 128.91 | 98% |
| 113349 | 2021-12-26 14:21:36 | 102.26 | 96% |
| 109383 | 2021-12-21 12:52:44 | 96.06 | 97% |
| 108147 | 2021-12-20 02:24:53 | 107.90 | 98% |
| 100354 | 2021-12-09 16:34:02 | 111.93 | 97% |
| 98714 | 2021-12-06 16:56:56 | 106.04 | 97% |
| 96871 | 2021-12-04 08:36:47 | 112.72 | 96% |
| 96497 | 2021-12-03 14:55:51 | 129.55 | 98% |
| 94742 | 2021-11-30 16:51:46 | 134.49 | 98% |
| 92405 | 2021-11-23 03:03:45 | 115.63 | 97% |
| 88025 | 2021-10-18 15:39:26 | 102.17 | 97% |
| 87364 | 2021-10-17 10:10:47 | 120.30 | 97% |
| 84173 | 2021-10-09 21:52:58 | 88.45 | 96% |
| 76898 | 2021-09-23 16:45:00 | 122.27 | 98% |
| 76565 | 2021-09-23 09:54:20 | 123.39 | 97% |
| 64475 | 2021-07-11 07:01:20 | 124.18 | 99% |
| 60385 | 2021-06-10 13:32:58 | 96.34 | 96% |
| 59047 | 2021-06-04 00:26:21 | 80.28 | 97% |
| 52897 | 2021-05-05 15:00:51 | 130.77 | 99% |
| 50371 | 2019-12-10 07:02:53 | 126.61 | 98% |
| 42788 | 2019-02-10 12:08:48 | 123.72 | 98% |
| 33213 | 2017-12-10 02:35:53 | 120.26 | 98% |
| 31357 | 2017-08-23 13:56:20 | 94.94 | 97% |
| 30232 | 2017-08-16 01:49:31 | 95.49 | 97% |
| 28375 | 2017-08-06 01:08:01 | 87.58 | 97% |
| 28137 | 2017-08-04 07:57:37 | 89.92 | 96% |
| 26236 | 2017-07-27 01:46:39 | 92.22 | 98% |
| 22821 | 2017-07-15 05:07:44 | 77.64 | 94% |
| 22602 | 2017-07-14 09:58:35 | 92.34 | 96% |
| 21576 | 2017-07-12 00:05:55 | 66.53 | 94% |
| 20692 | 2017-07-10 16:56:02 | 89.51 | 97% |
| 19079 | 2017-07-08 14:06:44 | 90.71 | 96% |
| 12521 | 2017-06-22 21:15:14 | 83.49 | 97% |
| 10222 | 2017-06-11 22:07:25 | 102.35 | 99% |
| 5345 | 2016-06-18 15:31:06 | 92.39 | 97% |
| 4770 | 2016-05-31 02:59:25 | 85.35 | 94% |
| 4338 | 2016-05-25 08:06:33 | 95.24 | 95% |
| 4046 | 2016-05-19 01:15:13 | 81.28 | 95% |
| 2874 | 2016-05-02 08:33:39 | 91.98 | 95% |
| 2685 | 2016-04-28 06:47:43 | 79.98 | 92% |
| 1792 | 2016-04-18 04:49:36 | 88.27 | 96% |
| 1657 | 2016-04-16 07:24:19 | 84.00 | 94% |
| 1342 | 2016-04-09 04:09:38 | 88.57 | 97% |
| 572 | 2016-03-20 17:37:39 | 75.81 | 88% |
| 403 | 2016-03-17 05:54:25 | 94.17 | 96% |
| 94 | 2016-02-21 02:17:45 | 76.79 | 91% |