What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 34487 | 2018-08-08 08:03:40 | 105.16 | 98% |
| 32564 | 2016-07-21 07:24:57 | 88.57 | 93% |
| 32432 | 2016-07-10 22:30:01 | 94.47 | 95% |
| 31238 | 2016-07-01 17:30:46 | 108.20 | 97% |
| 31118 | 2016-05-29 19:11:52 | 101.46 | 96% |
| 30440 | 2016-03-19 09:34:02 | 100.10 | 95% |
| 29025 | 2016-02-23 10:25:42 | 97.20 | 95% |
| 25486 | 2015-05-30 21:32:45 | 98.14 | 96% |
| 25228 | 2015-05-28 15:04:04 | 81.51 | 93% |
| 24955 | 2015-05-24 17:44:35 | 101.54 | 96% |
| 24318 | 2015-04-20 22:41:25 | 92.59 | 97% |
| 22996 | 2015-02-20 18:32:02 | 95.52 | 97% |
| 22838 | 2015-02-12 15:25:06 | 88.83 | 91% |
| 22716 | 2015-02-07 13:41:41 | 88.29 | 94% |
| 21162 | 2015-01-08 01:38:37 | 115.63 | 98% |
| 19666 | 2014-11-25 03:22:14 | 99.04 | 100% |
| 19481 | 2014-11-23 23:12:08 | 89.49 | 93% |
| 18911 | 2014-11-17 02:25:53 | 102.99 | 99% |
| 18323 | 2014-11-09 15:02:38 | 89.06 | 93% |
| 18247 | 2014-11-09 01:27:43 | 96.53 | 97% |
| 18123 | 2014-11-08 15:24:38 | 94.21 | 94% |
| 18019 | 2014-11-08 12:58:48 | 96.67 | 97% |
| 17961 | 2014-11-08 01:32:40 | 73.35 | 93% |
| 17731 | 2014-11-07 02:45:44 | 83.06 | 96% |
| 17687 | 2014-11-07 02:10:20 | 92.61 | 95% |
| 16663 | 2014-10-24 21:32:39 | 79.58 | 94% |
| 16610 | 2014-10-24 16:57:33 | 91.37 | 95% |
| 16515 | 2014-10-24 15:14:11 | 95.41 | 98% |
| 16192 | 2014-10-20 21:50:23 | 86.66 | 97% |
| 16118 | 2014-10-20 19:50:58 | 98.80 | 96% |
| 14453 | 2014-09-30 16:08:44 | 88.18 | 96% |
| 13839 | 2014-07-27 21:00:17 | 90.60 | 97% |
| 13672 | 2014-07-23 12:14:40 | 89.39 | 93% |
| 13641 | 2014-07-23 09:35:46 | 92.71 | 98% |
| 13285 | 2014-07-17 13:50:54 | 81.95 | 93% |
| 13059 | 2014-07-13 20:34:13 | 84.34 | 96% |
| 12991 | 2014-07-13 04:36:32 | 79.99 | 95% |
| 12917 | 2014-07-12 20:03:38 | 79.19 | 91% |
| 12728 | 2014-07-10 01:00:15 | 87.44 | 97% |
| 12055 | 2014-06-24 22:34:43 | 89.84 | 96% |
| 11966 | 2014-06-23 02:06:26 | 76.98 | 93% |
| 11353 | 2014-06-12 10:55:21 | 75.89 | 95% |
| 10180 | 2014-04-16 19:29:40 | 69.56 | 90% |
| 10150 | 2014-04-16 03:24:10 | 74.35 | 95% |
| 6751 | 2014-01-28 02:37:08 | 77.85 | 95% |
| 6514 | 2014-01-16 19:05:04 | 60.46 | 88% |
| 4197 | 2013-10-29 18:09:46 | 58.34 | 93% |
| 3350 | 2013-10-08 11:46:38 | 65.76 | 92% |
| 1973 | 2013-09-21 17:48:18 | 78.13 | 97% |
| 578 | 2013-08-24 12:34:32 | 64.12 | 98% |