Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 35046 | 2018-09-21 12:31:24 | 106.00 | 97% |
| 31996 | 2016-07-06 10:30:43 | 110.84 | 98% |
| 30025 | 2016-03-12 01:19:12 | 110.16 | 97% |
| 28648 | 2015-11-15 05:17:49 | 102.23 | 97% |
| 28647 | 2015-11-15 05:17:00 | 105.63 | 96% |
| 27855 | 2015-09-14 10:58:08 | 94.31 | 93% |
| 26386 | 2015-07-03 07:11:00 | 96.25 | 94% |
| 25627 | 2015-06-04 14:16:17 | 95.83 | 91% |
| 24145 | 2015-03-29 20:24:07 | 108.83 | 98% |
| 23394 | 2015-03-17 03:41:06 | 97.76 | 97% |
| 22199 | 2015-01-27 19:46:41 | 94.54 | 91% |
| 21172 | 2015-01-08 01:47:17 | 97.56 | 92% |
| 20626 | 2014-12-31 18:07:26 | 117.58 | 100% |
| 20027 | 2014-12-27 03:09:56 | 94.84 | 96% |
| 19670 | 2014-11-25 03:25:38 | 98.62 | 97% |
| 18526 | 2014-11-11 21:57:25 | 88.83 | 92% |
| 18012 | 2014-11-08 12:53:52 | 80.07 | 91% |
| 17849 | 2014-11-07 22:36:47 | 105.73 | 98% |
| 17203 | 2014-10-28 18:07:12 | 86.84 | 92% |
| 17161 | 2014-10-27 19:53:20 | 88.69 | 97% |
| 16915 | 2014-10-26 17:45:42 | 96.12 | 95% |
| 16268 | 2014-10-21 21:50:05 | 97.73 | 95% |
| 16130 | 2014-10-20 20:01:04 | 85.22 | 93% |
| 15107 | 2014-10-12 15:24:57 | 96.98 | 99% |
| 14647 | 2014-10-02 23:56:15 | 105.63 | 98% |
| 14366 | 2014-09-28 01:35:00 | 101.00 | 96% |
| 13681 | 2014-07-23 12:23:58 | 98.74 | 97% |
| 13234 | 2014-07-17 12:44:57 | 86.93 | 96% |
| 12978 | 2014-07-13 04:24:32 | 98.12 | 95% |
| 12735 | 2014-07-10 01:06:36 | 90.44 | 95% |
| 11752 | 2014-06-19 14:37:50 | 86.49 | 94% |
| 11294 | 2014-06-11 20:21:06 | 84.87 | 94% |
| 11292 | 2014-06-11 20:19:28 | 89.22 | 97% |
| 10991 | 2014-06-01 20:47:58 | 79.26 | 92% |
| 10943 | 2014-05-27 01:23:19 | 89.47 | 98% |
| 10765 | 2014-05-11 13:19:51 | 99.42 | 97% |
| 10568 | 2014-04-28 17:39:10 | 90.66 | 99% |
| 10301 | 2014-04-22 13:28:43 | 97.32 | 97% |
| 10118 | 2014-04-16 02:56:39 | 89.34 | 94% |
| 9666 | 2014-03-29 09:23:46 | 70.00 | 92% |
| 9634 | 2014-03-29 08:50:34 | 90.01 | 97% |
| 9272 | 2014-03-10 02:02:19 | 89.14 | 95% |
| 9066 | 2014-03-04 20:44:28 | 87.40 | 96% |
| 9015 | 2014-03-04 02:32:37 | 78.72 | 98% |
| 7726 | 2014-02-17 22:31:47 | 82.98 | 94% |
| 7132 | 2014-02-01 09:27:43 | 91.40 | 97% |
| 7088 | 2014-01-31 12:03:03 | 97.13 | 100% |
| 6714 | 2014-01-24 21:03:31 | 72.71 | 90% |
| 6397 | 2014-01-14 22:42:23 | 89.64 | 98% |
| 5547 | 2013-12-06 09:27:38 | 78.10 | 93% |
| 5522 | 2013-12-06 09:00:24 | 82.38 | 96% |
| 4210 | 2013-10-29 18:22:17 | 83.78 | 97% |
| 3372 | 2013-10-08 12:10:44 | 81.91 | 100% |
| 2798 | 2013-10-01 10:01:01 | 89.68 | 100% |
| 2722 | 2013-09-30 14:56:32 | 76.39 | 96% |
| 2275 | 2013-09-25 01:33:36 | 74.75 | 98% |
| 2052 | 2013-09-22 16:20:15 | 75.80 | 96% |
| 1483 | 2013-09-06 20:35:51 | 73.78 | 98% |
| 1028 | 2013-09-03 01:55:22 | 77.48 | 97% |
| 1003 | 2013-09-03 01:29:25 | 69.43 | 97% |
| 742 | 2013-08-28 08:43:48 | 67.11 | 95% |
| 518 | 2013-08-24 05:58:17 | 61.51 | 98% |
| 88 | 2013-08-12 16:33:45 | 64.37 | 97% |