Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 33538 | 2017-03-24 02:42:56 | 96.88 | 100% |
| 33066 | 2017-02-04 16:53:14 | 87.80 | 91% |