And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 37154 | 2023-01-28 10:03:40 | 113.60 | 98% |
| 35890 | 2018-10-24 23:20:48 | 130.50 | 98% |
| 31539 | 2016-07-03 18:03:36 | 120.97 | 96% |
| 30490 | 2016-03-19 10:14:58 | 109.36 | 93% |
| 30165 | 2016-03-15 03:21:14 | 112.95 | 96% |
| 29916 | 2016-03-09 14:22:45 | 118.01 | 96% |
| 28272 | 2015-10-07 07:01:01 | 101.44 | 91% |
| 25987 | 2015-06-14 18:47:11 | 117.77 | 97% |
| 25404 | 2015-05-29 22:21:56 | 117.89 | 97% |
| 23399 | 2015-03-17 03:44:54 | 114.06 | 98% |
| 23330 | 2015-03-13 22:04:07 | 117.20 | 96% |
| 22900 | 2015-02-12 20:50:24 | 106.32 | 94% |
| 22747 | 2015-02-07 17:52:47 | 113.19 | 96% |
| 22014 | 2015-01-19 22:32:38 | 105.56 | 95% |
| 21799 | 2015-01-16 19:48:47 | 108.93 | 97% |
| 21627 | 2015-01-12 07:31:18 | 105.60 | 94% |
| 21388 | 2015-01-09 09:21:28 | 110.49 | 96% |
| 21362 | 2015-01-09 08:58:26 | 84.56 | 89% |
| 21112 | 2015-01-07 22:22:49 | 100.11 | 95% |
| 19309 | 2014-11-21 23:55:02 | 94.81 | 92% |
| 17883 | 2014-11-07 23:03:33 | 105.08 | 96% |
| 16750 | 2014-10-25 13:44:49 | 101.29 | 91% |
| 16213 | 2014-10-21 07:22:20 | 96.71 | 94% |
| 15612 | 2014-10-18 04:07:08 | 108.99 | 96% |
| 15049 | 2014-10-11 13:47:54 | 107.07 | 97% |
| 14637 | 2014-10-02 23:48:25 | 105.39 | 95% |
| 14623 | 2014-10-02 23:37:26 | 111.87 | 98% |
| 14497 | 2014-09-30 16:44:49 | 91.46 | 92% |
| 14459 | 2014-09-30 16:13:54 | 110.55 | 98% |
| 13634 | 2014-07-23 09:30:06 | 106.10 | 97% |
| 13612 | 2014-07-23 07:59:45 | 102.99 | 98% |
| 13503 | 2014-07-22 13:30:20 | 85.00 | 92% |
| 13376 | 2014-07-19 04:03:01 | 106.61 | 96% |
| 12814 | 2014-07-11 01:03:16 | 97.85 | 96% |
| 11585 | 2014-06-16 22:15:49 | 99.78 | 95% |
| 11547 | 2014-06-16 18:05:45 | 102.45 | 98% |
| 10651 | 2014-05-10 02:51:46 | 107.04 | 98% |
| 10578 | 2014-04-29 12:37:36 | 81.13 | 90% |
| 10554 | 2014-04-28 17:27:37 | 106.42 | 98% |
| 10299 | 2014-04-22 13:27:11 | 94.68 | 92% |
| 10028 | 2014-04-05 15:08:17 | 88.52 | 92% |
| 9667 | 2014-03-29 13:40:43 | 77.27 | 99% |
| 9196 | 2014-03-10 00:32:03 | 99.90 | 96% |
| 8558 | 2014-02-26 15:49:08 | 91.54 | 92% |
| 8442 | 2014-02-26 08:42:36 | 96.37 | 96% |
| 8433 | 2014-02-26 08:34:35 | 99.65 | 95% |
| 8400 | 2014-02-26 07:05:14 | 87.87 | 96% |
| 8073 | 2014-02-20 06:01:20 | 88.77 | 95% |
| 7986 | 2014-02-19 06:55:32 | 92.08 | 95% |
| 7533 | 2014-02-15 00:12:32 | 93.12 | 96% |
| 7407 | 2014-02-14 19:11:05 | 101.80 | 98% |
| 7204 | 2014-02-06 15:18:09 | 97.09 | 98% |
| 7197 | 2014-02-04 18:51:53 | 85.20 | 94% |
| 7079 | 2014-01-31 11:52:09 | 107.22 | 99% |
| 5846 | 2013-12-10 05:43:04 | 79.36 | 92% |
| 5842 | 2013-12-10 05:39:24 | 81.41 | 94% |
| 4934 | 2013-11-15 04:34:53 | 63.77 | 98% |
| 3886 | 2013-10-24 20:45:44 | 94.02 | 97% |
| 3775 | 2013-10-23 12:33:51 | 91.70 | 98% |
| 3397 | 2013-10-08 13:25:28 | 79.06 | 96% |
| 3355 | 2013-10-08 11:52:05 | 82.61 | 97% |
| 3279 | 2013-10-07 16:16:05 | 80.82 | 95% |
| 1854 | 2013-09-21 13:42:47 | 77.68 | 94% |
| 609 | 2013-08-24 13:09:50 | 73.70 | 98% |
| 604 | 2013-08-24 13:04:37 | 67.55 | 93% |
| 211 | 2013-08-18 08:29:16 | 60.92 | 95% |