Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2151 | 2024-03-27 19:01:58 | 85.84 | 98.3% |
| 1459 | 2023-03-13 00:42:17 | 69.37 | 97% |