Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4088 | 2020-04-27 10:19:58 | 79.17 | 96% |
| 2386 | 2020-01-23 13:53:52 | 68.31 | 95% |
| 4 | 2019-11-19 20:14:04 | 72.84 | 98% |