Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 88033 | 2023-01-13 08:37:50 | 113.06 | 98% |
| 67427 | 2020-03-21 04:04:50 | 90.59 | 97% |
| 51470 | 2020-01-09 09:32:14 | 83.75 | 95% |
| 49375 | 2019-12-29 21:59:52 | 75.32 | 94% |
| 48802 | 2019-12-24 22:30:57 | 94.70 | 97% |
| 27550 | 2019-04-01 11:50:12 | 81.11 | 96% |
| 24054 | 2018-11-29 10:33:38 | 92.37 | 96% |
| 22462 | 2018-11-08 03:20:34 | 98.47 | 97% |
| 19410 | 2018-10-06 23:16:31 | 93.77 | 97% |
| 4684 | 2018-02-07 01:18:06 | 58.79 | 95% |
| 2657 | 2017-12-29 07:26:54 | 74.24 | 96% |