Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 84009 | 2021-08-29 03:12:06 | 115.75 | 98% |
| 72402 | 2020-05-03 10:56:34 | 89.61 | 95% |
| 67559 | 2020-03-22 00:41:22 | 99.59 | 98% |
| 62582 | 2020-02-24 00:53:38 | 83.69 | 93% |
| 54378 | 2020-01-26 23:09:47 | 96.65 | 98% |
| 32751 | 2019-05-09 10:48:45 | 100.82 | 97% |
| 32604 | 2019-05-07 12:48:03 | 89.01 | 96% |
| 23613 | 2018-11-22 01:55:04 | 92.52 | 96% |
| 21355 | 2018-10-24 09:36:08 | 85.93 | 94% |
| 12458 | 2018-07-11 01:03:20 | 73.41 | 96% |
| 6670 | 2018-02-23 08:19:31 | 69.91 | 95% |
| 482 | 2017-09-25 13:10:49 | 62.38 | 96% |
| 328 | 2017-09-23 07:50:01 | 60.71 | 95% |
| 284 | 2017-09-22 12:11:27 | 61.94 | 95% |