Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 56316 | 2017-08-30 08:23:13 | 102.28 | 97% |
| 49446 | 2017-05-21 15:35:26 | 96.22 | 96% |
| 46406 | 2017-04-21 14:28:12 | 103.04 | 96% |
| 44998 | 2017-04-13 09:50:02 | 99.17 | 96% |
| 44972 | 2017-04-13 08:58:34 | 94.74 | 95% |
| 44968 | 2017-04-13 08:55:46 | 91.36 | 93% |
| 44904 | 2017-04-12 14:08:47 | 99.84 | 95% |
| 40875 | 2017-03-16 17:43:55 | 97.13 | 94% |