Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 15037 | 2021-04-26 19:59:08 | 129.06 | 99% |
| 10304 | 2019-10-01 02:21:20 | 120.71 | 97% |
| 8060 | 2019-01-14 23:14:26 | 100.28 | 97% |
| 4812 | 2017-04-11 01:56:16 | 92.32 | 97% |
| 4142 | 2017-02-08 00:57:03 | 80.82 | 89% |