I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14810 | 2021-04-12 20:11:54 | 107.09 | 97% |
| 14377 | 2021-03-01 05:12:35 | 123.34 | 97.6% |
| 11497 | 2019-11-05 02:11:28 | 129.43 | 98% |
| 10283 | 2019-09-30 23:47:31 | 132.01 | 98% |
| 8328 | 2019-04-03 02:17:52 | 102.30 | 96% |
| 7092 | 2018-01-23 17:04:27 | 86.87 | 96% |
| 5592 | 2017-08-21 22:57:18 | 109.26 | 99% |
| 5024 | 2017-05-18 17:09:46 | 95.85 | 94% |
| 4971 | 2017-05-11 13:23:17 | 90.48 | 95% |
| 3656 | 2016-12-08 22:55:09 | 91.65 | 95% |
| 3549 | 2016-12-06 02:07:11 | 89.73 | 94% |
| 2768 | 2016-09-20 21:42:52 | 79.80 | 87% |
| 2320 | 2016-06-10 22:35:24 | 84.36 | 91% |
| 1940 | 2016-05-17 12:13:18 | 74.27 | 86% |
| 1338 | 2016-04-21 17:59:50 | 83.79 | 92% |
| 1048 | 2016-04-05 12:31:07 | 82.34 | 93% |
| 986 | 2016-03-22 17:33:33 | 75.21 | 90% |
| 580 | 2016-02-23 12:56:53 | 75.40 | 94% |
| 361 | 2016-01-10 00:21:17 | 74.82 | 95% |
| 148 | 2015-12-16 03:51:05 | 61.34 | 89% |