And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16110 | 2023-05-06 16:34:14 | 122.81 | 98% |
| 5750 | 2017-09-14 20:50:14 | 99.08 | 97% |
| 5139 | 2017-06-04 04:16:01 | 91.01 | 96% |
| 5009 | 2017-05-17 21:59:57 | 89.06 | 91% |
| 3513 | 2016-12-02 01:09:51 | 90.85 | 93% |
| 2829 | 2016-09-22 23:43:04 | 85.54 | 90% |
| 2451 | 2016-07-31 03:57:24 | 88.62 | 93% |
| 2156 | 2016-05-28 22:04:45 | 81.21 | 92% |
| 2051 | 2016-05-24 14:47:44 | 88.72 | 89% |
| 1010 | 2016-03-23 12:32:01 | 80.61 | 91% |
| 232 | 2015-12-22 00:40:57 | 72.60 | 94% |
| 4 | 2015-11-23 23:11:00 | 48.98 | 85% |