Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 64949 | 2021-01-18 07:40:43 | 120.84 | 98% |
| 60360 | 2020-09-19 16:08:47 | 145.62 | 98% |
| 58853 | 2020-06-29 04:44:34 | 122.69 | 98% |
| 55024 | 2020-01-18 02:27:03 | 123.20 | 98% |
| 53584 | 2020-01-01 23:18:36 | 137.34 | 99% |
| 45149 | 2018-12-20 00:58:53 | 121.71 | 98% |
| 44796 | 2018-12-02 09:01:18 | 117.53 | 97% |
| 39710 | 2018-07-30 09:45:45 | 109.21 | 97% |
| 38684 | 2017-11-16 23:23:34 | 139.61 | 100% |
| 32219 | 2017-06-17 04:31:29 | 114.47 | 100% |
| 30823 | 2017-04-26 19:03:00 | 105.51 | 95% |
| 28912 | 2017-03-23 23:42:49 | 99.64 | 93% |