And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 67546 | 2022-12-24 07:38:24 | 144.69 | 99% |
| 60325 | 2020-09-18 22:36:56 | 138.97 | 98% |
| 57677 | 2020-04-25 21:53:30 | 138.52 | 99% |
| 32394 | 2017-06-23 07:31:17 | 126.78 | 99% |
| 31874 | 2017-06-09 19:10:20 | 127.34 | 98% |
| 31406 | 2017-05-19 07:51:58 | 121.61 | 96% |
| 30773 | 2017-04-25 03:45:28 | 101.99 | 91% |
| 30052 | 2017-04-10 01:02:28 | 125.97 | 94% |
| 29648 | 2017-04-02 14:16:06 | 132.74 | 97% |
| 26295 | 2016-06-19 20:34:28 | 134.88 | 97% |
| 25824 | 2016-05-25 23:02:39 | 136.27 | 98% |
| 25040 | 2016-04-24 20:09:41 | 120.49 | 95% |
| 23716 | 2016-03-02 21:50:07 | 146.06 | 99% |
| 23349 | 2016-02-21 22:47:16 | 106.04 | 89% |
| 22752 | 2016-02-02 19:39:35 | 127.70 | 96% |
| 22638 | 2016-01-31 12:09:25 | 122.51 | 96% |
| 21764 | 2016-01-08 07:18:58 | 115.23 | 95% |
| 21761 | 2016-01-08 07:16:30 | 114.22 | 95% |
| 19621 | 2015-12-08 16:03:20 | 72.08 | 94% |
| 19584 | 2015-12-07 02:29:37 | 106.76 | 89% |
| 19507 | 2015-12-06 21:15:39 | 104.67 | 88% |
| 19365 | 2015-12-04 12:27:07 | 126.40 | 95% |
| 18715 | 2015-11-16 15:24:24 | 129.21 | 94% |
| 18586 | 2015-11-13 15:50:12 | 117.56 | 92% |
| 18361 | 2015-11-10 13:34:30 | 107.10 | 89% |
| 17467 | 2015-11-02 17:17:17 | 141.68 | 97% |
| 16902 | 2015-09-29 12:05:43 | 122.99 | 95% |
| 16627 | 2015-09-11 09:42:00 | 124.86 | 95% |
| 16087 | 2015-09-02 16:49:06 | 117.14 | 92% |
| 15798 | 2015-08-27 11:13:42 | 118.34 | 96% |
| 15410 | 2015-08-17 11:56:08 | 112.39 | 94% |
| 14474 | 2015-07-14 00:51:20 | 131.29 | 98% |
| 14033 | 2015-06-23 07:58:12 | 107.62 | 92% |
| 13828 | 2015-06-17 09:43:01 | 128.29 | 98% |
| 13734 | 2015-06-07 21:06:01 | 120.77 | 94% |
| 13473 | 2015-05-29 22:22:29 | 64.59 | 91% |
| 13205 | 2015-05-25 12:18:39 | 122.63 | 94% |
| 12891 | 2015-05-14 04:00:03 | 125.72 | 97% |
| 11865 | 2015-03-22 17:15:19 | 131.08 | 98% |
| 11816 | 2015-03-22 16:43:21 | 122.96 | 97% |
| 11497 | 2015-02-07 12:16:03 | 125.12 | 97% |
| 11201 | 2015-01-16 16:42:01 | 118.94 | 94% |
| 10336 | 2014-12-21 18:13:32 | 107.41 | 93% |
| 9723 | 2014-12-08 22:31:47 | 109.69 | 94% |
| 9499 | 2014-10-20 18:36:55 | 113.78 | 94% |
| 9479 | 2014-10-19 23:34:49 | 121.51 | 97% |
| 8952 | 2014-09-28 13:14:43 | 126.86 | 97% |
| 8604 | 2014-09-04 20:55:53 | 96.23 | 94% |
| 8471 | 2014-08-22 12:09:00 | 106.81 | 94% |
| 7812 | 2014-07-29 20:17:44 | 135.88 | 100% |
| 7177 | 2014-03-13 17:03:11 | 92.89 | 89% |
| 6997 | 2014-03-09 15:53:38 | 94.67 | 91% |
| 6638 | 2014-03-03 20:39:12 | 123.94 | 98% |
| 5573 | 2014-02-11 06:26:34 | 112.90 | 97% |
| 5489 | 2014-02-10 21:41:19 | 87.44 | 89% |
| 4594 | 2014-01-30 01:31:04 | 102.62 | 94% |
| 3317 | 2013-07-15 13:06:02 | 94.71 | 95% |
| 2530 | 2013-03-19 13:07:10 | 108.97 | 96% |
| 1887 | 2012-06-19 20:38:13 | 91.17 | 92% |
| 1528 | 2012-05-29 19:58:05 | 106.37 | 97% |
| 1368 | 2012-05-16 23:30:12 | 98.22 | 95% |