Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5663 | 2021-03-20 19:47:30 | 82.80 | 97% |
| 4577 | 2021-01-13 10:12:06 | 89.61 | 97% |
| 1927 | 2019-11-05 18:20:27 | 78.08 | 95% |
| 1819 | 2019-11-03 19:44:53 | 77.04 | 95% |