Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 12052 | 2021-04-21 14:15:36 | 85.86 | 97% |
| 6623 | 2020-07-29 16:50:01 | 91.00 | 98% |
| 3304 | 2018-04-03 16:02:27 | 83.33 | 98% |