I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 118863 | 2024-03-17 15:39:23 | 92.98 | 97% |
| 117721 | 2023-12-21 19:35:09 | 87.58 | 95.7% |
| 114009 | 2023-09-26 10:02:23 | 90.43 | 96% |
| 111929 | 2023-07-09 07:45:15 | 100.30 | 97% |
| 111490 | 2023-07-03 03:34:12 | 90.86 | 97% |
| 110011 | 2023-06-10 15:58:33 | 84.31 | 96% |
| 108492 | 2023-04-12 23:03:03 | 94.25 | 97% |