Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4275 | 2020-04-24 01:04:23 | 123.36 | 96% |
| 2383 | 2020-03-14 16:15:16 | 122.99 | 97% |