And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2281 | 2016-05-19 03:01:52 | 114.71 | 94% |
| 2247 | 2016-05-11 02:28:20 | 115.52 | 97% |
| 2236 | 2016-05-11 02:15:25 | 109.17 | 95% |
| 1130 | 2016-03-06 20:14:53 | 91.15 | 92% |
| 929 | 2016-03-02 03:45:07 | 84.59 | 87% |
| 909 | 2016-03-02 00:32:15 | 108.56 | 97% |
| 807 | 2016-02-28 03:23:53 | 93.33 | 94% |
| 681 | 2016-02-24 20:42:05 | 99.27 | 96% |
| 532 | 2016-02-20 00:25:33 | 96.28 | 94% |
| 403 | 2016-02-15 02:22:07 | 95.02 | 94% |