And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4513 | 2018-07-24 09:09:35 | 134.62 | 97% |
| 2783 | 2016-01-12 13:28:03 | 121.74 | 91% |
| 2396 | 2015-03-26 13:17:23 | 115.67 | 91% |
| 2203 | 2015-03-22 17:15:30 | 100.30 | 84% |
| 1960 | 2015-03-12 15:58:23 | 129.68 | 92% |
| 1950 | 2015-03-12 15:45:05 | 129.45 | 92% |