Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11831 | 2020-03-01 18:11:09 | 121.98 | 98% |
| 2151 | 2019-09-24 14:21:39 | 128.26 | 100% |