Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10197 | 2021-10-29 14:31:02 | 69.27 | 97% |
| 2939 | 2020-12-07 10:47:07 | 50.65 | 94% |