When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 145450 | 2024-04-18 19:10:56 | 118.26 | 97.4% |
| 144423 | 2024-04-10 03:48:03 | 118.46 | 98.3% |
| 141180 | 2024-03-09 02:17:44 | 119.99 | 98.4% |
| 135037 | 2024-01-22 17:40:55 | 115.65 | 97.6% |
| 130557 | 2023-12-14 01:40:05 | 100.04 | 96.1% |
| 129106 | 2023-12-06 06:38:46 | 91.51 | 96% |
| 128851 | 2023-12-04 22:24:21 | 119.99 | 98.1% |
| 119249 | 2023-10-17 22:27:17 | 105.16 | 96.5% |
| 117774 | 2023-10-02 17:25:14 | 118.26 | 96.6% |
| 114118 | 2023-09-06 02:30:20 | 96.42 | 95% |
| 112399 | 2023-08-29 19:57:07 | 124.07 | 99% |
| 109054 | 2023-08-04 05:21:35 | 120.40 | 97% |
| 103152 | 2023-05-17 23:28:52 | 99.11 | 97% |
| 102610 | 2023-05-15 06:40:45 | 99.39 | 96% |
| 99556 | 2023-04-29 03:34:07 | 85.68 | 98% |
| 98241 | 2023-04-15 22:01:56 | 101.46 | 97% |
| 95916 | 2023-03-08 22:49:47 | 110.64 | 98% |
| 95821 | 2023-03-08 18:11:52 | 123.88 | 98% |
| 95459 | 2023-03-03 21:15:45 | 98.85 | 96% |
| 92891 | 2023-01-16 05:20:33 | 124.65 | 99% |
| 90997 | 2023-01-04 19:08:46 | 112.17 | 98% |
| 88121 | 2022-12-13 22:38:50 | 122.05 | 98% |
| 86466 | 2022-11-17 22:44:05 | 116.37 | 98% |
| 85829 | 2022-11-09 06:51:37 | 120.69 | 98% |
| 85131 | 2022-11-06 00:48:16 | 121.07 | 98% |
| 80319 | 2022-09-23 19:59:15 | 97.46 | 96% |
| 80097 | 2022-09-22 18:32:14 | 105.97 | 97% |
| 79705 | 2022-09-16 11:36:03 | 104.10 | 98% |
| 77895 | 2022-08-25 16:02:22 | 88.75 | 96% |
| 68359 | 2022-05-07 01:29:20 | 96.72 | 96% |
| 65257 | 2022-04-14 19:59:03 | 105.99 | 97% |
| 64101 | 2022-04-05 15:24:21 | 104.07 | 96% |
| 62590 | 2022-03-25 16:16:25 | 116.15 | 98% |
| 59780 | 2022-03-01 04:58:16 | 101.12 | 97% |
| 53473 | 2022-01-02 07:45:45 | 101.88 | 97% |
| 52134 | 2021-12-22 23:03:15 | 120.76 | 97% |
| 48934 | 2021-12-01 21:05:45 | 117.54 | 97% |
| 42980 | 2021-09-17 19:38:35 | 101.47 | 97% |
| 41709 | 2021-09-10 19:56:56 | 95.37 | 96% |
| 39316 | 2021-07-20 04:07:36 | 113.51 | 98% |
| 35086 | 2021-02-09 02:24:58 | 97.16 | 97.6% |
| 24007 | 2020-09-15 17:55:59 | 73.80 | 94% |
| 18541 | 2020-07-15 03:46:48 | 83.58 | 96% |
| 10165 | 2020-04-08 00:23:59 | 70.59 | 94% |
| 3938 | 2020-01-15 01:20:40 | 80.30 | 96% |
| 2818 | 2019-12-26 19:17:39 | 75.35 | 94% |
| 1982 | 2019-12-12 03:27:57 | 69.25 | 94% |