Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29711 | 2023-11-19 21:56:21 | 167.93 | 97.6% |
| 28994 | 2023-09-01 01:37:02 | 170.67 | 100% |
| 27984 | 2023-05-04 23:09:39 | 163.86 | 98% |
| 27824 | 2023-04-14 02:15:47 | 153.92 | 98% |
| 26509 | 2022-12-29 00:24:08 | 169.90 | 99% |
| 25959 | 2022-11-18 02:03:39 | 174.05 | 99% |
| 10880 | 2019-08-22 22:08:04 | 150.37 | 99% |
| 10799 | 2019-08-16 17:06:55 | 152.57 | 98% |
| 9171 | 2019-05-08 15:57:14 | 140.55 | 97% |
| 4875 | 2018-05-06 15:44:59 | 170.89 | 100% |
| 4456 | 2018-04-15 17:43:19 | 119.94 | 97% |