And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4409 | 2017-07-15 14:14:45 | 78.41 | 97% |
| 2959 | 2016-10-26 04:18:40 | 75.23 | 91% |
| 2671 | 2016-08-27 13:54:31 | 76.50 | 94% |
| 1184 | 2013-04-07 05:55:23 | 86.87 | 94% |
| 1017 | 2011-09-30 19:42:22 | 85.21 | 96% |
| 910 | 2010-07-26 20:04:25 | 88.97 | |
| 854 | 2010-07-16 20:50:48 | 80.30 |