Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1237 | 2017-06-26 14:47:33 | 64.11 | 97% |
| 454 | 2017-01-29 14:13:47 | 42.12 | 86% |
| 311 | 2017-01-14 18:53:42 | 38.29 | 88% |