And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 26745 | 2015-02-13 09:12:18 | 100.16 | 99% |
| 26445 | 2015-02-11 12:28:30 | 99.59 | 99% |
| 26429 | 2015-02-11 11:54:33 | 110.49 | 99% |
| 26337 | 2015-02-10 17:08:33 | 113.49 | 100% |
| 25463 | 2015-02-06 18:46:46 | 107.62 | 99% |
| 25331 | 2015-02-05 11:28:59 | 103.48 | 98% |
| 25190 | 2015-02-03 19:01:02 | 96.69 | 97% |
| 24694 | 2014-02-02 12:33:14 | 98.45 | 97% |
| 24194 | 2014-01-26 18:29:54 | 103.58 | 99% |
| 23990 | 2014-01-25 12:41:23 | 94.58 | 98% |
| 23613 | 2014-01-22 19:39:31 | 97.87 | 99% |
| 23370 | 2014-01-21 16:20:04 | 98.22 | 99% |
| 23230 | 2014-01-21 12:16:43 | 100.83 | 98% |
| 23051 | 2014-01-19 11:31:25 | 101.97 | 99% |
| 22753 | 2014-01-15 19:41:41 | 98.13 | 98% |
| 22431 | 2013-08-26 19:53:54 | 99.33 | 98% |
| 21085 | 2013-07-18 16:54:33 | 100.47 | 98% |
| 18885 | 2012-11-08 23:21:19 | 93.88 | 97% |
| 18748 | 2012-11-08 13:26:01 | 88.90 | 96% |
| 17607 | 2012-10-27 08:56:01 | 102.07 | 99% |
| 16442 | 2012-10-13 12:44:31 | 81.99 | 97% |
| 15582 | 2012-10-11 12:28:34 | 98.32 | 97% |
| 15281 | 2012-10-10 12:02:49 | 102.17 | 99% |
| 14883 | 2012-10-06 17:59:22 | 91.50 | 96% |
| 14087 | 2012-09-28 15:26:29 | 92.16 | 98% |
| 13868 | 2012-09-26 11:01:16 | 87.21 | 98% |
| 13800 | 2012-09-25 21:31:07 | 93.05 | 98% |
| 13798 | 2012-09-25 21:28:59 | 90.01 | 97% |
| 13307 | 2012-09-24 10:38:42 | 97.85 | 98% |
| 12717 | 2012-09-20 14:54:44 | 88.50 | 98% |
| 12506 | 2012-09-19 21:17:44 | 90.62 | 97% |
| 12453 | 2012-09-19 20:17:33 | 80.73 | 96% |
| 12359 | 2012-09-19 14:45:49 | 93.99 | 97% |
| 11276 | 2012-09-16 14:31:40 | 99.78 | 99% |
| 10869 | 2012-09-15 19:10:41 | 99.48 | 98% |
| 10856 | 2012-09-15 18:58:22 | 96.07 | 98% |
| 10717 | 2012-09-14 18:00:56 | 97.71 | 98% |
| 10159 | 2012-09-09 19:55:53 | 92.33 | 98% |
| 9951 | 2012-09-08 18:32:33 | 90.54 | 98% |
| 8990 | 2012-09-03 12:55:45 | 102.98 | 99% |
| 8730 | 2012-09-01 18:48:08 | 105.68 | 99% |
| 8541 | 2012-09-01 07:13:45 | 81.87 | 98% |
| 8427 | 2012-08-30 21:29:38 | 89.91 | 96% |
| 7941 | 2012-08-27 12:40:13 | 90.95 | 98% |
| 7639 | 2012-08-25 08:06:53 | 88.00 | 97% |
| 6920 | 2012-08-07 13:11:59 | 82.64 | 96% |
| 6900 | 2012-08-07 12:51:30 | 88.21 | 97% |
| 6211 | 2012-08-04 19:24:41 | 86.37 | 96% |
| 6049 | 2012-08-03 23:33:58 | 77.39 | 93% |
| 5890 | 2012-08-03 18:16:31 | 86.90 | 95% |
| 5465 | 2012-08-01 11:44:01 | 90.32 | 99% |
| 5151 | 2012-07-31 11:21:02 | 81.51 | 97% |
| 5148 | 2012-07-31 11:02:21 | 100.93 | 99% |
| 4546 | 2012-07-28 08:44:55 | 90.72 | 98% |
| 4169 | 2012-07-23 17:55:59 | 87.46 | 98% |
| 3821 | 2012-07-20 21:01:50 | 88.67 | 97% |
| 3728 | 2012-07-19 21:11:13 | 84.70 | 97% |
| 3462 | 2012-07-16 15:18:55 | 85.31 | 96% |
| 2825 | 2012-07-10 12:36:43 | 85.66 | 98% |
| 2347 | 2012-07-07 00:16:04 | 90.87 | 99% |
| 669 | 2012-06-29 12:55:28 | 82.37 | 97% |
| 541 | 2012-06-28 22:38:25 | 70.72 | 97% |