Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3227 | 2021-12-09 23:10:23 | 84.16 | 100% |
| 3118 | 2021-12-06 21:28:21 | 79.90 | 99% |