Text race history for oneguardsam (oneguardsam)

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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
149380 2020-12-07 08:10:27 77.23 98%
139979 2020-07-13 23:35:30 84.58 98%
134587 2020-04-22 06:22:41 78.76 98%
132526 2020-03-22 22:19:19 74.78 97%
131487 2020-03-07 09:57:10 74.86 98%
114168 2019-06-21 07:12:02 74.93 97%
98380 2018-11-27 10:05:22 73.04 97%
92663 2018-09-27 04:49:00 75.66 97%
90937 2018-09-10 01:37:44 74.20 97%
77372 2018-02-18 08:25:07 79.30 97%