Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 25524 | 2017-03-19 12:38:59 | 124.36 | 97% |
| 23440 | 2017-02-03 05:05:10 | 119.30 | 97% |
| 22760 | 2013-07-03 19:04:55 | 110.24 | 95% |
| 22414 | 2011-10-22 11:40:34 | 113.36 | 97% |
| 21061 | 2010-10-17 09:38:32 | 118.05 | |
| 20989 | 2010-10-16 22:10:20 | 99.96 | |
| 20935 | 2010-10-16 21:24:49 | 109.39 | |
| 20546 | 2010-06-21 10:16:54 | 116.23 | |
| 20096 | 2010-06-19 10:03:03 | 111.12 | |
| 19623 | 2010-06-16 10:17:09 | 100.29 | |
| 19593 | 2010-06-08 08:56:53 | 125.72 | |
| 18816 | 2010-05-01 22:04:43 | 99.62 | |
| 18677 | 2010-05-01 15:58:03 | 114.85 | |
| 18534 | 2010-04-28 09:24:27 | 104.09 | |
| 17290 | 2010-04-16 17:00:41 | 109.03 | |
| 17014 | 2010-04-12 10:18:12 | 130.13 | |
| 16422 | 2010-04-09 06:35:14 | 121.67 | |
| 15697 | 2010-04-02 05:15:50 | 107.03 | |
| 15674 | 2010-03-31 21:41:58 | 103.42 | |
| 15008 | 2010-03-20 10:39:09 | 119.15 | |
| 14820 | 2010-03-19 07:18:39 | 116.72 | |
| 14364 | 2010-03-16 13:49:47 | 119.32 | |
| 13882 | 2009-08-17 20:50:24 | 105.19 | |
| 13880 | 2009-08-17 20:42:51 | 100.33 | |
| 13745 | 2009-05-18 15:17:05 | 112.84 | |
| 13125 | 2009-04-14 12:08:58 | 109.86 | |
| 13077 | 2009-04-14 11:24:52 | 120.45 | |
| 12033 | 2009-03-10 06:46:28 | 103.45 | |
| 11978 | 2009-03-09 18:37:21 | 100.93 | |
| 11871 | 2009-03-09 16:01:31 | 96.64 | |
| 11639 | 2009-03-09 07:57:46 | 103.55 | |
| 11584 | 2009-03-09 07:09:31 | 111.64 | |
| 11132 | 2009-02-26 19:45:40 | 105.99 | |
| 10825 | 2009-02-09 18:32:34 | 112.16 | |
| 9992 | 2008-12-29 09:33:26 | 99.69 | |
| 9951 | 2008-12-29 09:01:47 | 106.67 | |
| 9245 | 2008-12-24 10:19:19 | 96.20 | |
| 9181 | 2008-12-24 08:23:28 | 115.37 | |
| 9010 | 2008-12-23 13:00:37 | 111.66 | |
| 8878 | 2008-12-23 08:32:35 | 117.29 | |
| 8578 | 2008-12-21 13:08:45 | 110.38 | |
| 8527 | 2008-12-21 11:53:49 | 101.63 | |
| 8421 | 2008-12-11 07:58:03 | 109.75 | |
| 8235 | 2008-12-10 13:51:53 | 81.56 | |
| 8044 | 2008-12-09 18:15:37 | 86.58 | |
| 7081 | 2008-12-02 18:57:11 | 95.95 | |
| 6663 | 2008-12-01 06:51:11 | 103.62 | |
| 6539 | 2008-11-30 11:20:00 | 94.64 | |
| 6452 | 2008-11-29 12:46:37 | 88.30 | |
| 6434 | 2008-11-29 12:30:57 | 93.20 | |
| 5858 | 2008-11-26 11:58:28 | 99.23 | |
| 5090 | 2008-11-16 10:48:10 | 97.25 | |
| 4785 | 2008-11-14 10:50:24 | 102.51 | |
| 4681 | 2008-11-12 18:30:42 | 103.03 | |
| 4654 | 2008-11-12 18:03:41 | 89.23 | |
| 4510 | 2008-11-11 11:17:14 | 106.14 | |
| 4057 | 2008-11-06 17:46:42 | 91.83 | |
| 3953 | 2008-11-06 08:08:10 | 91.06 | |
| 3851 | 2008-11-05 20:05:12 | 85.78 | |
| 3640 | 2008-11-03 13:20:25 | 99.35 | |
| 3500 | 2008-11-03 09:44:04 | 87.36 | |
| 3448 | 2008-11-03 08:32:08 | 103.24 | |
| 3385 | 2008-11-01 11:05:21 | 108.66 | |
| 3171 | 2008-10-31 09:44:20 | 91.39 | |
| 2811 | 2008-10-29 13:18:00 | 106.95 | |
| 1923 | 2008-10-26 11:19:26 | 87.18 | |
| 1846 | 2008-10-25 11:27:19 | 97.48 | |
| 1788 | 2008-10-24 06:10:12 | 89.52 | |
| 1747 | 2008-10-23 16:48:29 | 85.97 | |
| 1690 | 2008-10-23 07:31:24 | 90.06 | |
| 1641 | 2008-10-23 06:48:55 | 109.45 | |
| 1357 | 2008-10-22 08:46:05 | 88.47 | |
| 1182 | 2008-10-17 16:22:07 | 76.50 | |
| 1125 | 2008-10-17 10:40:48 | 100.43 | |
| 1119 | 2008-10-17 10:35:22 | 85.04 | |
| 1108 | 2008-10-17 06:52:16 | 90.93 | |
| 516 | 2008-10-14 09:55:52 | 105.07 |