Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7734 | 2017-07-18 13:50:39 | 82.64 | 97% |
| 3886 | 2017-05-19 09:45:35 | 67.47 | 92% |
| 2255 | 2017-04-19 12:02:37 | 66.37 | 97% |